Mayday, Potential Ejection

Everybody has points where they get so mad at someone/thing that they just want to go crazy. This is perfectly natural, It's a human reaction. What is important is that we learn how to control the "going crazy" part. We figured the best way to show you how to control it, is to let you, the reader, into our deepest soul and have a true heart-to-heart. Okay...we're completely sarcastic in that previous sentence, we don't need to let you into anything, especially our souls. or cars. However, we digress.

The QM editors are quintessential men because they do something that differentiates them from normal men. They eject. Yes, almost every situation in life comes equipped with a handy ejector seat. Some are more obvious than others, but every situation has one. When you are dropped into a situation and feel yourself getting angry, Eject.

Leave.

Excuse yourself.

Pretend to take a phone call,
say you have to use the bathroom,
or walk for a moment under the pretense that you see a familiar face elsewhere.

However you do it, eject.
The consequences of not doing so are simple, you overflow, spout off and look like an asshole. Plain and simple as that. If you're striving to be a better man, you need to be calm and collected in appearances. Use the ejection lever, and you're one step closer to being a quintessential man.